Conspiracies

I’m a person who loves getting into a conspiracy. I have a couple websites I go to. I have a couple friends who love talking about it. More than three ‘me tinks’. It’s wonderful good vs. evil. Us versus them. There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark. But what else is there?

like Pizzagate seems very intriguing. I find it so intriguing that my autocorrect automatically lights up when I type piz’ with Pizzagate. But at the end of the day what can you do?  What if you wake up and know all the facts about all the conspiracy theories out there. Then what?  You still have to take a dump and go to work. It’s fun to speculate but at the end of the day “You’re out of your element Donny”. Sure. What if there is a cabal feasting upon children’s pituitary glands underneath comet ping pong, what can a “overfed long haired leaping gnome” like me do if I know it as fact?

one thing I do know: listening to YouTube videos about Pizzagate triggers me into wanting pizza. And oh my God. In the last three years I’ve lived on my own. I have eaten so much Pizza. But aside from that. Once people bring bible verses into conspiracy videos, I’m done watching them.  

Also. Look up creepy Joe Biden videos. Cringe worthy.  

Thats all for now

take care, 

-E-