Third Post of The New Decade

And so here we are. Payday, the day that makes going into a place where you pretend you’re everyone’s friend and everyone pretends you’re theirs. I’ve noticed that people who get paid more than I do really like to announce how I should be happy, “Because it’s Payday!”

REALLY? SHOULD I BE HAPPY I’M ONCE AGAIN ON THIS TIGHT ROPE WALK BETWEEN PAYING BILLS AND TRYING TO BUY SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE THIS TIRED EXISTENCE MEANINGFUL? HOW EVERY TWO WEEKS I HAVE TO TELL MYSELF TO SAVE THIS PAYCHECK. FOLLOWED BY SO MANY BILLS THAT THE ONLY THING I CAN REALLY AFFORD TO ESCAPE IS BOOZE. OH YEAH! I’M THRILLED OVER THE NICKEL AND DIME LIFE WHERE I KEEP THE NICKEL AND YOU STEAL THE DIME! OH THANK GOD IT’S PAYDAY! MAYBE I CAN AFFORD A CAN OF FOSTERS YOU PRICK!

But I digress. I have decided to stay away from booze so that I can actually have a fiver after these two weeks are over. And whenever I do this, after a solid month of booze everynight, I don’t want to do anything. If it’s not drinking, I don’t want it. it’s strange how my mind works, but I am spinning my tires in the mud today. All I want is that raspberry and cherry flavor in my Merlot!

That’s all, This is my contractually obligated post.

ps-I posted a open mic set on my patreon. It’s five bucks. Also I am thinking about doing an extra podcast in the middle of the week and only making it for patreon subscribers. Something to think about.