Floooo shot

So I got my flu shot today. So the government has implanted some sort of microchip, switched my genes, made me gay, made me sterile, is going to make me walk backwards, is going to make me sick, make my arm fall off, and sent advertisements into my dreams to make me crave Fanta.  

Which is all fine with me. At least I won’t get an elder person sick with the flu because I refused to let the government make me gay.  

Actually. I trust science a lot more now because I know the scientific community doesn’t trust our government. It’s kinda crazy. The government used to be able to hold that fear over us. But now that we know for sue science is on our side, go get a flu shot.